{"id":7203,"date":"2012-05-03T20:50:13","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T01:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=7203"},"modified":"2012-05-03T20:50:13","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T01:50:13","slug":"brooklyn_jumps_shark_steals_sharks_wallet_and_cellphone_then_gives_shark_a_wet_willie_because_of_course_sharks_have_ears_too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/05\/brooklyn_jumps_shark_steals_sharks_wallet_and_cellphone_then_gives_shark_a_wet_willie_because_of_course_sharks_have_ears_too.html","title":{"rendered":"Brooklyn Jumps Shark, Steals Shark&#8217;s Wallet And Cellphone, Then Gives Shark A Wet Willie, Because Of Course Sharks Have Ears, Too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite widespread dissent about the so-called War on Brunch, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklynpaper.com\/stories\/35\/18\/dtg_waronbrunchupdate_2012_05_04_bk.html\">even at the highest levels of Brooklyn local government<\/a>, Brooklyn&#8217;s Community Board 1 doubles down, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklynpaper.com\/stories\/35\/18\/dtg_waronbrunchrecruits_2012_05_11_bk.html\">and looks fucking stupid in the process<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Community Board 1 public safety chairman Tom Burrows asked neighbors to join his fight and help monitor illegal brunching activity at a 94th Precinct council meeting in Greenpoint on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you see restaurants serving brunch on the sidewalk before noon, call 311!&#8221; said Burrows &#8212; who has come to play the role of General Patton in the escalating conflict. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t pass the law, but that&#8217;s the law.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/robdelaney\/statuses\/181846126658457600\">Oh please<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite widespread dissent about the so-called War on Brunch, even at the highest levels of Brooklyn local government, Brooklyn&#8217;s Community Board 1 doubles down, and looks fucking stupid in the process: Community Board 1 public safety chairman Tom Burrows asked neighbors to join his fight and help monitor illegal brunching activity at a 94th Precinct [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brooklyn","category-grrr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7204,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203\/revisions\/7204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}