{"id":745,"date":"2006-02-24T08:07:23","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T16:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/02\/god_help_me_if_the_post_ever_notices_my_hair.html"},"modified":"2008-01-25T12:18:50","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:18:50","slug":"god_help_me_if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/god_help_me_if.html","title":{"rendered":"God Help Me If The Post Ever Notices My Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Renowned dirty fucker Peter Braunstein <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/news\/regionalnews\/60310.htm\">gets a Gawker-ready hairstyle piece in today&#8217;s Post<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Accused fire fiend Peter Braunstein may have stabilized since getting locked up in Bellevue Hospital, but his hairstyles have been all over the map.<\/p>\n<p>Braunstein showed up for a routine Manhattan Supreme Court appearance yesterday sporting a shaggy new beard. It&#8217;s the fourth makeover in as many court appearances.<\/p>\n<p>Since his arrest in December on charges he masqueraded as a fireman so he could kidnap and sexually torment a female co-worker, the former Women&#8217;s Wear Daily fashion writer has gone from curly haired to buzz cut.<\/p>\n<p>Braunstein, 41, has told cops he slavishly follows his own press coverage &#8212; and is so image conscious he once complained that his wanted poster made him look &#8220;like a crazed Mexican.&#8221; But his lawyer, Robert Gottlieb, joked yesterday that no significance should be attached to this latest &#8220;look.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think they give you razor blades over at Bellevue,&#8221; Gottlieb quipped.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Renowned dirty fucker Peter Braunstein gets a Gawker-ready hairstyle piece in today&#8217;s Post: Accused fire fiend Peter Braunstein may have stabilized since getting locked up in Bellevue Hospital, but his hairstyles have been all over the map. Braunstein showed up for a routine Manhattan Supreme Court appearance yesterday sporting a shaggy new beard. It&#8217;s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new_york_post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}