{"id":769,"date":"2006-03-02T15:14:39","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T23:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/03\/for_the_love_of_peter_please_stop_the_penis_slang.html"},"modified":"2006-03-02T15:14:39","modified_gmt":"2006-03-02T23:14:39","slug":"for_the_love_of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/03\/for_the_love_of.html","title":{"rendered":"For The Love Of Peter, Please Stop The Penis Slang!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Queens Tribune&#8217;s Q Confidential <a href=\"http:\/\/www.queenstribune.com\/qconf\/EntrepreneurAtWork.html\">reports on a mysterious Morningwood &#8220;billboard thrashing&#8221;<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A New York band named for a slang term regarding a man&#8217;s status when he awakens from his slumbers got someone off to a bad start along the Horace Harding.<\/p>\n<p>Signs advertising a band named &#8220;Morningwood&#8221; popped up on the L.I.E. service road but this spontaneous case of &#8220;wood&#8221; didn&#8217;t last long.<\/p>\n<p>The band&#8217;s promoters must have thought it a good idea to erect posters on a construction wall that sits on the westbound side of the service road near Utopia Parkway promoting their new self-titled album. The up-and-coming band, considered part of the punk rock genre, is fronted by female singer Chantal Claret and is quickly taking the rock world by storm. So a multitude of pink posters saying, &#8220;Morningwood is on the rise,&#8221; arose.<\/p>\n<p>The Morningwood signs were soon completely torn down. Other suggestively titled music stars such as &#8220;The Strokes&#8221; and &#8220;Biggy Smalls&#8221; managed to stay up during the mysterious billboard thrashing.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Popped up,&#8221; &#8220;erect,&#8221; &#8220;arose&#8221; &#8212; please make it stop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Queens Tribune&#8217;s Q Confidential reports on a mysterious Morningwood &#8220;billboard thrashing&#8221;: A New York band named for a slang term regarding a man&#8217;s status when he awakens from his slumbers got someone off to a bad start along the Horace Harding. Signs advertising a band named &#8220;Morningwood&#8221; popped up on the L.I.E. service road but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-queens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}