{"id":979,"date":"2006-04-17T13:46:32","date_gmt":"2006-04-17T21:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/04\/dammit_hbo_you_got_my_hopes_up.html"},"modified":"2008-01-25T11:39:44","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T16:39:44","slug":"dammit_hbo_you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/04\/dammit_hbo_you.html","title":{"rendered":"Dammit HBO, You Got My Hopes Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The good news, if you&#8217;re into the idea of open relationships and communal living, is that there&#8217;s still an option available to you. <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/news\/features\/16711\/index.html\">The bad news is that you&#8217;re relegated to aging hippies on Staten Island<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>When an athletic 60-year-old named Jessica arrived at Ganas four years ago, Mildred promptly invited her to a meeting with five men in the community. &#8220;All of these men are available for you &#8212; although most of them are already in primary relationships,&#8221; she remembers Mildred telling her. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you date them all?&#8221; Jessica went through them one by one, eventually settling on the two she liked.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good news, if you&#8217;re into the idea of open relationships and communal living, is that there&#8217;s still an option available to you. The bad news is that you&#8217;re relegated to aging hippies on Staten Island: When an athletic 60-year-old named Jessica arrived at Ganas four years ago, Mildred promptly invited her to a meeting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-staten_island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}