{"id":157,"date":"2011-03-17T19:42:31","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T23:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=157"},"modified":"2011-03-17T20:05:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T00:05:24","slug":"three-things-jen-overheard-today-while-she-waited-for-the-light-to-change-at-49th-street-and-sixth-avenue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2011\/03\/17\/three-things-jen-overheard-today-while-she-waited-for-the-light-to-change-at-49th-street-and-sixth-avenue\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Things Jen Overheard Today While She Waited For The Light To Change At 49th Street And Sixth Avenue"},"content":{"rendered":"

After leaving work today Jen waited for the light to change to cross at 49th Street and Sixth Avenue — an intersection, as Jen puts it, that functions as "the border between Times Square drunks and post-parade-down-Fifth-Avenue drunks." Here is what she overheard:<\/p>\n

Girl Teetering In Extremely High Platform Booties:<\/strong> "I don't fucking want to be carried, I just want a hand!"<\/em>
\nConfused Boyfriend-Type Guy:<\/strong> "With your feet?"<\/em><\/p>\n

Soggy Yobbo In Shorts And A Sleeveless Yankees Shirt:<\/strong> "I gotta find something to puke in later."<\/em><\/p>\n

Inebriated, Green-Clad Snooki Clone:<\/strong> "Doooo yoooou know where Connolly's bar issss?"<\/em>
\nHot Dog Vendor:<\/strong> "I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm a Muslim."<\/em>
\nSnooki:<\/strong> "Yoooou don't have to apoooologize! I'm noooot a racist!"<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone who flooded into Midtown to toast, uh, St. Patrick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After leaving work today Jen waited for the light to change to cross at 49th Street and Sixth Avenue — an intersection, as Jen puts it, that functions as "the border between Times Square drunks and post-parade-down-Fifth-Avenue drunks." Here is what she overheard: Girl Teetering In Extremely High Platform Booties: "I don't fucking want to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[387],"tags":[389,388,278],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-honest-to-god-reporting","tag-drunk-people","tag-st-patricks-day-in-midtown","tag-the-clash-of-civilizations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":160,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions\/160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}