{"id":177,"date":"2011-04-02T00:00:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T04:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=177"},"modified":"2011-04-02T00:24:39","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T04:24:39","slug":"shit-you-ponder-during-the-starz-free-preview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2011\/04\/02\/shit-you-ponder-during-the-starz-free-preview\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit You Ponder During The Starz Free Preview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are there any married couples whose first date was to see <em>Gigli<\/em>? <\/p>\n<p>Hardly anyone admits they even saw it, much less that it was their first date. Here are the only references I could come up with: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perfectduluthday.com\/2003_08_10_archive.html#106083809812018941\">1<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adamriff.com\/27\/07\/2005\/no-jellies\/\">2<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/profiles.friendster.com\/8729547\">3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/codyandchristine.com\/luckiest_spider.html\">4<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ferreson.livejournal.com\/2003\/08\/05\/\">5<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#034;It&#039;s turkey time!&#034; (No, really &#8212; I forgot that was a quote from the movie &#8212; J. Lo just said it!)<\/p>\n<p>It&#039;s like <em>Chasing Amy<\/em> for Dummies. And <em>Chasing Amy<\/em> was bad enough . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are there any married couples whose first date was to see Gigli? Hardly anyone admits they even saw it, much less that it was their first date. Here are the only references I could come up with: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. &#034;It&#039;s turkey time!&#034; (No, really &#8212; I forgot that was a quote from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[405,406,409,408,403,411,414,402,401,410,404,412,413,407],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shiftless-when-idle","tag-al-pacinos-ponytail","tag-ben-afflecks-ex-flames","tag-gratuitous-slaps-at-kevin-smiths-oeuvre","tag-here-i-sit-broken-hearted","tag-i-just-spent-a-half-hour-washing-dishes-and-this-is-what-i-came-up-with","tag-ill-be-goddamned-if-i-ever-subscribe-to-starz","tag-im-not-driving-im-bullshitting","tag-its-turkey-time","tag-just-how-bad-was-gigli","tag-the-devil-came-here-yesterday-and-it-smells-of-sulfur-still-today","tag-there-is-a-very-thin-line-between-research-and-stalking","tag-this-is-what-you-came-up-with-after-the-worst-terrorist-attack-on-american-soil","tag-when-dolphins-actually-meant-something","tag-when-movies-cost-under-10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":182,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions\/182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}