{"id":319,"date":"2011-12-13T11:11:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T16:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=319"},"modified":"2011-12-13T11:11:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T16:11:52","slug":"it-could-be-worse-you-could-have-gotten-a-remainder-copy-of-the-latest-zuckerman-novel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2011\/12\/13\/it-could-be-worse-you-could-have-gotten-a-remainder-copy-of-the-latest-zuckerman-novel\/","title":{"rendered":"It Could Be Worse: You Could Have Gotten A Remainder Copy Of The Latest Zuckerman Novel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/p\/news\/local\/manhattan\/jeter_booty_hauls_smU8lFebpsBGJXpyHoMKSN\">Nothing says &#034;thanks for sucking it&#034; like an autographed baseball<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Yankee star Derek Jeter, one of New York&#039;s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad &#8212; and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.<\/p>\n<p>The Yank captain&#039;s wham-bam-thank-you-ma&#039;am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman &#8212; forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.<\/p>\n<p>&#034;Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,&#034; the friend dished.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I will never look at my signed Jeter baseball the same way again.<\/p>\n<p>The Philip Roth anecdote comes courtesy of Nora Ephron, <a href=\"http:\/\/entertainment.uk.myway.com\/celebgossip\/pgsix\/id\/08_28_2006_3.html\">by the way<\/a>, who reported it second hand, albeit in a book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing says &#034;thanks for sucking it&#034; like an autographed baseball: Yankee star Derek Jeter, one of New York&#039;s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad &#8212; and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-thrill-of-victory-and-the-agony-of-defeat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":320,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}