{"id":389,"date":"2012-01-31T05:51:59","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T10:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=389"},"modified":"2012-01-31T05:51:59","modified_gmt":"2012-01-31T10:51:59","slug":"inappropriate-songs-to-sing-to-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2012\/01\/31\/inappropriate-songs-to-sing-to-a-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriate Songs To Sing To A Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The good thing about newborns is that their brains are barely developed. The bad thing about this stage is that you don&#039;t have much time left to get stuff out of your system. Here are three songs that have figured prominently in Animal&#039;s so-called &#034;fourth trimester.&#034;<\/p>\n<p>1) <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Neck,_My_Back_(Lick_It)\">Khia&#039;s &#034;My Neck, My Back.&#034;<\/a> Like I said, inappropriate. But oh what a lesson in anatomy. Plus, if a diaper really fails, sometimes  it feels this way.<\/p>\n<p>2) <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Woo_Hah!!_Got_You_All_in_Check\">Busta Rhymes&#039; &#034;Woo Hah!! Got You All In Check.&#034;<\/a> Specifically the line &#034;got that head-nod shit that makes you break your neck.&#034;<\/p>\n<p>3) AC\/DC&#039;s &#034;You Shook Me All Night Long.&#034; One of the in-utero songs we played him, for the beats; it wasn&#039;t until we got our shaken-baby lesson at the hospital that I realized what a poor choice this was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good thing about newborns is that their brains are barely developed. The bad thing about this stage is that you don&#039;t have much time left to get stuff out of your system. Here are three songs that have figured prominently in Animal&#039;s so-called &#034;fourth trimester.&#034; 1) Khia&#039;s &#034;My Neck, My Back.&#034; Like I said, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,435],"tags":[560,580,579,577],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jukebox","category-the-cult-of-domesticity","tag-mean-old-daddy","tag-once-you-say-it-you-can-never-take-it-back","tag-the-fourth-trimester","tag-things-you-ponder-when-you-change-diapers-in-the-middle-of-the-night"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}