{"id":512,"date":"2012-03-09T14:53:13","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T19:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=512"},"modified":"2012-03-09T14:53:13","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T19:53:13","slug":"you-only-get-one-abbreviated-clip-of-entrance-music-to-make-a-first-impression","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2012\/03\/09\/you-only-get-one-abbreviated-clip-of-entrance-music-to-make-a-first-impression\/","title":{"rendered":"You Only Get One Abbreviated Clip Of Entrance Music To Make A First Impression"},"content":{"rendered":"

MLC sent along this link about Jonathon Papelbon ragging on Boston Red Sox fans<\/a>. Well, to be fair, he didn't quite rag on them, he just said they were "a little bit more hysterical" than Philadelphia Phillies fans, who "tend to know the game a little better." That's provocative enough.<\/p>\n

Two things: One, it's important to suck up to your new masters, and if nothing else, Phillies fans love to be told they're intelligent. Now, Philadelphia will never be mistaken for Oxford or Cambridge or Alexandria or anything but they'll always have sports intelligence.<\/p>\n

Believe me, I'm not trying to minimize this form of intelligence: As a Diamondbacks fan, I freely admit that the fans in Phoenix could use some remedial baseball classes. Mom always talks about how the D-Backs fans not only like to do the wave but they also do it at the wrong time — I can't quite make out when there is a correct time: Is it meant to distract the hitter or the pitcher? Doesn't it distract both of them? The mind reels.<\/p>\n

And two (I almost forgot that I said there would be "two things"), given all this, what does it mean to be intelligent about baseball in the first place? I mean, when people praise a town's collective baseball intelligence, aren't they just saying that it's nice that the fans rise to their feel on an 0-2 pitch? And how smart do you really have to be to count to two?<\/p>\n

Now look, I've watched enough Joe Morgan to understand that there is much I don't understand — or at least wouldn't immediately put together — about baseball. (Funny, I didn't realize there was so much animosity pointed toward Joe Morgan<\/a>; Tim McCarver I almost understand, but Joe Morgan? Guess I haven't been paying that much attention.) But people talk about "baseball intelligence" like it's a matter of not going apeshit over a lazy fly to short right, or maybe being able to explain the infield fly rule without having to Wikipedia it<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But like I said, I'm just being a goof — I definitely value and respect a municipality's baseball intelligence. Clearly, I'm just jealous.<\/p>\n

But that's all neither here nor there. The buried lede in the ESPN piece is actually this:<\/p>\n

Dropkick Murphys front man Ken Casey caused a bit of a stir earlier in the week when he said Papelbon, whom he calls a friend, couldn't come out of the Phillies' bullpen to "Shipping Up To Boston," the popular Dropkick tune Papelbon used for years with the Red Sox.<\/p>\n

Papelbon on Thursday would not reveal his new entrance song, but did say it wasn't by the Dropkick Murphys.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Setting aside the foolishness of Papelbon continuing to use a song titled "Shipping Up To Boston," he can't do much worse than Ryan Madson's entrance music from last year: Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'"<\/a>. Because nothing says "game-tying base hit to center field" like this namby-pamby bit of 1980s nostalgia. (And I say this "believin'" that this YouTube video of that song being played during the 2010 NLCS Game 5 is the greatest one of all time<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

So if Papelbon is looking for some good-timey, vaguely intimidating entrance music that also contains some sort of local reference, there are some options.<\/p>\n

If he wants to build on Madson's namby-pamby 1980s nostalgia — and I'm not suggesting he do this — he could use Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger"<\/a>, which isn't the worst guitar riff in the world, and also has a nice Rocky<\/em> tie in.<\/p>\n

Some other local favorites might include the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin' Camaro"<\/a> or perhaps even "Big Lizard In My Backyard"<\/a>. The Hooters' "And We Danced"<\/a> (the open sort of evokes the bagpipe in "Shipping Out To Boston," though ultimately this might be too pussy, although the league needs a new Eric Byrnes<\/a>). How about Cinderella's "Nobody's Fool"<\/a> (I totally didn't know they were from Philadelphia)? And then there's P!nk's "So What"<\/a>, an idea so dumb it might actually work.<\/p>\n

Another bank-shot idea: Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy wit It"<\/a>. Not exactly "intimidating," but doesn't Joe Morgan always say that it's important to stay loose or something?<\/p>\n

And then there's Boyz II Men's "End Of The Road"<\/a>, which although on the face of it lacks an intimidation factor is actually a bigger "fuck you" to an opposing team's 3-4-5 hitters. In addition to the obvious lyrical content, there's kind of a quiet brilliance in a player coming in to shut down the visitor's side of the ninth to a song you'd hear at a middle school dance. It's got a sort of Quentin Tarantino vibe going.<\/p>\n

Another outside-the-box idea: Elton John's "Philadelphia Freedom"<\/a>. Another "fuck you" in the sense that you're so convinced you can shut down the opposing team that you are comfortable enough to enter to Elton John. If I were an opposing batter, I'd be pissed. Another reason I like this idea — the lyrics scream "high-priced free agent":<\/p>\n

I used to be a rolling stone
\nYou know if the cause was right
\nI'd leave to find the answer on the road
\nI used to be a heart beating for someone
\nBut the times have changed
\nThe less I say, the more my work gets done<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You could always get a harder-rockin' band to do a cover of "Philadelphia Freedom" — we could get something done during Spring Training. Maybe even the Dropkick Murphys themselves? Just a thought . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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