{"id":525,"date":"2012-03-13T14:45:51","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T18:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=525"},"modified":"2012-03-13T14:45:51","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T18:45:51","slug":"apparently-someone-else-is-team-jacob-around-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2012\/03\/13\/apparently-someone-else-is-team-jacob-around-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently Someone Else Is Team Jacob Around Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/teacher-seduced-teenage-student-telling-looked-twilight-taylor-lautner-police-article-1.1038030\">You have to like the suggestion that the teacher &#034;lured&#034; the teen by telling him<br \/>\nhe looked like Taylor Lautner<\/a>, as if that somehow played on his vanity and not her <em>Twilight<\/em> spank fantasies:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A ninth-grade English teacher seduced her teenage aide and lured him into a sexual relationship by telling him he looked like &#034;Twilight&#034;&#039;s Taylor Lautner, Southern California police said.<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>[The 31-year-old] teacher hugged and kissed the teen on the last day of school that year, he told police, and told him he looked like Lautner.<\/p>\n<p>The following year the teen worked as her aide again, and he claimed [the teacher] repeatedly complimented his looks.<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>[The teacher] told the teen that her husband was &#034;mean to her,&#034; and that she wanted to be with him after he graduated, the police documents said. The teen claimed to have ended the relationship before calling authorities.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A husband that was mean to her . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Twilight_Saga:_Breaking_Dawn\">hmm<\/a> . . .<\/p>\n<p>Bella, you have so much to answer for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to like the suggestion that the teacher &#034;lured&#034; the teen by telling him he looked like Taylor Lautner, as if that somehow played on his vanity and not her Twilight spank fantasies: A ninth-grade English teacher seduced her teenage aide and lured him into a sexual relationship by telling him he looked like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fw-link","tag-twilights-deleterious-effect-on-the-self-esteem-of-an-entire-generation-of-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}