{"id":827,"date":"2015-03-16T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T04:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=827"},"modified":"2015-03-16T00:01:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-16T04:01:39","slug":"annotated-twitter-when-slideshows-are-outlawed-im-sure-dickheads-will-continue-to-use-slideshows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2015\/03\/16\/annotated-twitter-when-slideshows-are-outlawed-im-sure-dickheads-will-continue-to-use-slideshows\/","title":{"rendered":"Annotated Twitter: When Slideshows Are Outlawed I&#039;m Sure Dickheads Will Continue To Use Slideshows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>November 16, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>On the upside, your prior success did precipitate a field storming, so there&#39;s that . . .<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/533885139915661312\">November 16, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nASU was number 6 in the country at that point, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.statepress.com\/2014\/11\/16\/no-6-asu-football-upset-by-oregon-state-beavers\/\">only to lose to OSU<\/a>. They beat Duke in El Paso&#039;s Sun Bowl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>November 17, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>There must be *someone* out there who actually likes slideshows. Also, your &quot;13 Tasty Radish Recipes&quot; was bullshit; garnishes don&#39;t count.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/534559061271138304\">November 18, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nLook, when you&#039;re trying to figure out what to do with radishes, the very last thing you want to do is look at slideshows of radishes. I want to write &#034;I love slideshows&#034; just because I think it might be the first time that phrase ever appeared on the internet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>November 18, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Even though Washington Mutual has been defunct since 2009, I&#39;m still using up WaMu checks; it&#39;s as if the Great Recession never happened.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/534592234814181377\">November 18, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe fuel oil company is the only thing I ever use checks for; their online bill pay system has been &#034;coming soon&#034; for years now. It used to be the landlord until she started asking for the rent in cash. The address is from three places ago.<\/p>\n<p><strong>November 25, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Promoted tweet.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/537118394076909568\">November 25, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe night of the Ferguson non-indictment announcement and seeing promoted tweets in the stream; probably not a great click-through rate, I&#039;m guessing.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>5\/5 from the Gaurdian.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/537368227744317440\">November 25, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nFrom some video game commercial; I had to Google the misspelling just to make sure it wasn&#039;t some gamer &#039;zine or something.<\/p>\n<p><strong>November 28, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>At least allow yourself the possibility of sleep.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/538234962378764288\">November 28, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nA &#034;nice&#034; idea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>November 29, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>National communists against athletes.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/538604886074884096\">November 29, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nGot sucked into the <a href=\"http:\/\/espn.go.com\/30for30\/film?page=brianandtheboz\">Brian Bosworth 30 For 30<\/a> (without expecting to). I actually loved the T-shirt! Also, I think he was ahead of his time, this being years before <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/O%27Bannon_v._NCAA\"><em>O&#039;Bannon v. NCAA<\/em><\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegeathletespa.org\/\">College Athletes Players Union<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Horrible pairings: Fox and Hounds cocktail while eating pizza tastes like Old Spice, reminiscent of my father-in-law&#39;s armpit.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/538908305851428865\">November 30, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nIt was revelatory! I can&#039;t remember which recipe we used, perhaps it was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chow.com\/recipes\/28967-fox-and-hounds\">this<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>November 16, 2014 On the upside, your prior success did precipitate a field storming, so there&#39;s that . . . &mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 16, 2014 ASU was number 6 in the country at that point, only to lose to OSU. They beat Duke in El Paso&#039;s Sun Bowl. 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