{"id":833,"date":"2015-03-17T00:32:49","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T04:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=833"},"modified":"2015-08-31T21:42:14","modified_gmt":"2015-09-01T01:42:14","slug":"annotated-twitter-didya-hear-the-one-about-sam-waterston-bringing-a-ferret-into-dunkin-donuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2015\/03\/17\/annotated-twitter-didya-hear-the-one-about-sam-waterston-bringing-a-ferret-into-dunkin-donuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Annotated Twitter: Didya Hear The One About Sam Waterston Bringing A Ferret Into Dunkin&#039; Donuts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>December 4, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Is that a ferret or a mongoose? Or something else?  (Dunkin Donuts, Astoria, NY, 9\/27\/13) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/9fFtzKq2vC\">http:\/\/t.co\/9fFtzKq2vC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/540625677368963072\">December 4, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nWhy you&#039;d bring a bunny into a Dunkin&#039; Donuts, I have no idea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 11, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Great to see so many public school classes visiting Macy&#39;s Santaland this morning!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/543173856215990272\">December 11, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nI actually wrote emails to the Schools Commissioner and Mayor asking whether this was &#034;normal.&#034; Haven&#039;t heard back. Suffice it to say, there are at least three things that are troubling &#8212; take your pick which is the worst: shitty fucking non-curriculum related field trips, shitty fucking corporate pandering or shitty fucking established religion. That no one from either the Board of Ed or the Mayor&#039;s office has deigned to respond solidifies what complete fucking jokers these people are. Oh, and we also saw at least one of these same school groups &#8212; yes, &#034;groups&#034; as in plural &#8212; duck into the subterranean Burger King on the northwest corner of 34th and Sixth. Apparently our children are that fucked.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 13, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>76ers play-by-play announcer with 2 1\/2 minutes left in 4th quarter: &quot;Sixers leading by eight. Where do they go? How do they act?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/543961647807995905\">December 14, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nFree NBA League Pass weekend, when the Sixers were still on track to losing every game ever, if memory serves.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 14, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>It&#39;s Alice in fucking Wonderland.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/544354415877296128\">December 15, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe silliest audio opener for one of the most exciting shows of recent memory. We never fast-forwarded the DVR just to laugh at this line.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 15, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Be a man, put on a bow tie and change the fucking world, why don&#39;t you?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/544389266319896576\">December 15, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nI don&#039;t, as a rule, &#034;hatewatch,&#034; but &#034;friends&#034; of mine do; Whither Forrest Bedford or even Jack McCoy?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Mad as heck, and not going to take it anymore (41st Street and Broadway, Astoria, Queens, 11\/10\/13)  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/YLHuTtkIPP\">http:\/\/t.co\/YLHuTtkIPP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/544511656538423296\">December 15, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nPresented without comment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 16, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>The journal (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway near Williamsburg, 12\/26\/13) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/t5w1ukDaHj\">http:\/\/t.co\/t5w1ukDaHj<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/544748121457455104\">December 16, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nI am *going* to write a song using that abhorrent final phrase at the top of the billboard.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 23, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Got nothing to hide &#39;cause I got nothing to show for.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/547427778636042240\">December 23, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nGosh, trying desperately to remember what this was referring to; it&#039;s possible it was a riff on something I saw on <em>Nashville<\/em>.<br \/>\n50<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Ralphie appears to shoot 2 African Americans while fantasizing about an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot range model air rifle.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/547964830435782658\">December 25, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAh, 1983.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 27, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Things lost to time include the name of the actor who played Charlotte in Sex and the City.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/548977710866132992\">December 27, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nIt was Kristin Davis, dummy. She just turned 50 at the end of February.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 28, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Very pleased to discover that the blow torch I got for kitchen stuff is also suitable for sweating copper pipes . . . intrigued!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/549406314489978880\">December 29, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe BernzOmatic, in case you were wondering; it works with the Searzall attachment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 29, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>I plan to send this same tweet out six or seven times over the next few days at various times of day to make sure it reaches you.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/549777566840930306\">December 30, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nDrives me fucking nuts. Part of the absurdity of Twitter. And uselessness.<\/p>\n<p><strong>December 31, 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>The plan is I&#39;ll get in the sightline of one of the live cameras and call you on my cellphone; you tune in and you&#39;ll see me.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/550369877010432001\">December 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nA modest proposal: waht if we all started disregarding television cameras?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>December 4, 2014 Is that a ferret or a mongoose? Or something else? (Dunkin Donuts, Astoria, NY, 9\/27\/13) http:\/\/t.co\/9fFtzKq2vC &mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 4, 2014 Why you&#039;d bring a bunny into a Dunkin&#039; Donuts, I have no idea. 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