{"id":841,"date":"2015-03-19T02:36:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T06:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=841"},"modified":"2015-03-19T02:36:40","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T06:36:40","slug":"annotated-twitter-sexualized-rodents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2015\/03\/19\/annotated-twitter-sexualized-rodents\/","title":{"rendered":"Annotated Twitter: Sexualized Rodents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>February 1, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Watched The Punk Singer on Netflix; now embarrassed for confusing Le Tigre with The Go! Team, specifically that one NFL Play 60 commercial.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/561755751656747011\">February 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nYeah, after seeing that, that was silly. One thing about that documentary though &#8212; the way they played up the mystery of why she stopped performing seemed incommensurate with the reason, which was Lyme disease &#8212; not to underplay Lyme disease, but it just doesn&#039;t read well as a cliffhanger.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 2, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Cheese. It&#39;s what&#39;s for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/562362958530228225\">February 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nKids love cheese. You can totally get away with this, just not too often.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 3, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>We interrupt your regular programming to bring to your attention an image of two rodents sexing (Bronx Zoo, 6\/2\/13): <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/hS9YniELgz\">http:\/\/t.co\/hS9YniELgz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/562637960177532928\">February 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nWords are very unnecessary . . .<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JJpRGpc6iic\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>February 6, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>I speak Pandora.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/563571961901907968\">February 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nOf course you do, of course you do, you corporate charm-loving suckup.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Red Bull gives you wings? I thought only PCP did that.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/563831758714839040\">February 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nWhatever. I&#039;m so over GoPro.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 7, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Dear Tostitos Original Restaurant Style tortilla chip: You are being fucking bullshit right now; try *try* maintaining structural integrity.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/563953240967237633\">February 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nIt&#039;s all true; and yes, <em>that&#039;s<\/em> how you tweet at a brand.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 11, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Awash in comforter.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/565418002372632576\">February 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThat bedtime battle? Look on the bright side.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 12, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>&quot;Blank Space&quot; rewrite: &quot;I love your hair and the way you taste\/I&#39;m gonna make room for you on my face.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/565881218731106304\">February 12, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nOh my god, I&#039;m *so* sorry for doing this but I can&#039;t help it. I just can&#039;t help it from happening.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 14, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Out: Mindless prose decrying airports and excesses therein. In: Grudging respect for utility of licensed facilities able to land aircraft.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/566462091058749440\">February 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nOld lazy travel writing: Beat up on airports. New lazy travel writing: Believe everything, hook, line and sinker.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Does Kate Upton sound like that in real life? Also, clove is absolutely the secret ingredient of ketchup.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/566468710299602944\">February 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nI do wonder about Kate Upton&#039;s husky timbre, having seen those video game ads so many times. And I&#039;m serious about clove; it&#039;s a very interesting spice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 15, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Son, the truth is you can&#39;t fail if you don&#39;t try.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/566829214834626560\">February 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nIn the continuing quest for bad advice that sounds good . . .<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>And then there&#39;s the PR firm that sends out an e-mail blast at 10:25 p.m. on Valentine&#39;s Day, which falls on a Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/566829566543794178\">February 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nYeah, the only thing worse than hiring a PR firm that does this is thinking about the poor dopes that open those emails.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 16, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Mail early in the day for faster delivery (Midtown Manhattan, 6\/6\/13): <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ER56PtriPv\">http:\/\/t.co\/ER56PtriPv<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/567340271718117376\">February 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe building we refinanced at.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 17, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Thinking I&#39;d just&#8211;duh!&#8211;realized the irony of the name &quot;Teller&quot; in Penn &amp; Teller, I wikipediaed and it turns out that&#39;s actually his name.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/567560442038714368\">February 17, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nSometimes you find yourself watching Spurs games, Charlie Rose episodes, or reruns of Grey&#039;s Anatomy. And then something like this might occur to you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 23, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Goodbye old DVR; now I&#39;ll never know how My Dinner With Andre ends.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/570078107262181376\">February 24, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nActually, I left that on the DVR as a sort of &#034;head on the pike&#034; warning to future viewers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>February 27, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Peak podcast.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/571176219359780864\">February 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAmerica, remove your earbuds. Quit exercising. Quit commuting to work.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Bad day to be a Pirates fan.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/571412425720893440\">February 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe less said about sports apparel, the better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>February 1, 2015 Watched The Punk Singer on Netflix; now embarrassed for confusing Le Tigre with The Go! Team, specifically that one NFL Play 60 commercial. &mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 1, 2015 Yeah, after seeing that, that was silly. 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