{"id":905,"date":"2015-12-03T16:52:55","date_gmt":"2015-12-03T21:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=905"},"modified":"2015-12-04T11:33:54","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T16:33:54","slug":"annotated-twitter-if-you-stare-at-something-long-enough-you-will-probably-end-up-falling-asleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2015\/12\/03\/annotated-twitter-if-you-stare-at-something-long-enough-you-will-probably-end-up-falling-asleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Annotated Twitter: If You Stare At Something Long Enough You Will Probably End Up Falling Asleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>June 1, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Must . . . resist . . . &quot;You May Like&quot; . . . promoted links . . . so . . . so difficult.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/605578634779365376\">June 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Sort of like beheading videos or celebrity dick pics: the civilized approach demands a refusal to participate.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 2, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You had me at &quot;epic bat flip.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/605838646067892224\">June 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>In other words, the best part of the summertime ESPN late afternoon lineup editorial output.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Josh Collmenter&#39;s walkup music is Taylor Swift&#39;s &quot;Blank Space&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/jjocKJLrEB\">http:\/\/t.co\/jjocKJLrEB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/605938411296321537\">June 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Such a sucker for non-traditional walkup music.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 4, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I just learned that Johnny Cash released a children&#39;s album in 1975. &quot;Dinosaur Song&quot;: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4v3j447z1P\">https:\/\/t.co\/4v3j447z1P<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/606495793642643456\">June 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Basically, no one gets children&#039;s music right; I have a funny feeling children are just being polite when listening to it.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 5, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">One of the great things about being under 60 is I&#39;ll never be able to fully appreciate Bill Maher&#39;s particular brand of homophobic humor.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/606989204963356672\">June 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Because who doesn&#039;t want to spend his or her Friday evening listening to a bunch of really stale gay slurs?<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 6, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The batteries in that infernal sound puzzle have finally died. It is a great day.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/607370940905832448\">June 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>I would like to believe that I would do the decent thing and take my children camping for the first time if only to use these blasted sound puzzles for kindling, but I fear I will stoop to continuing the cycle of violence by passing along these crazy-making nightmares to unsuspecting future parents.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Top Google rankings for subscription-only content is fucking bullshit. I&#39;m looking at you, America&#39;s Fucking Test Kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/607373533673594880\">June 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, you shouldn&#039;t get Googletonic top SEO fuckery for subscription-only content. I don&#039;t care how wonderful your &#034;foolproof baked fried chicken shortcut&#034; is, or whatever it was I was looking up. Fuck the internet.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 8, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">$2000 in damage to a hotel room is child&#39;s play. If you&#39;re not ruining carpet, destroying electrical, you might as well sleep in the van.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/607776743034896384\">June 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Totally forgot who this was: turns out, it&#039;s a fellow named &#034;Chet,&#034; which, I now know, is a diminutive for &#034;Chester.&#034; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glamourmagazine.co.uk\/news\/celebrity\/2015\/06\/08\/tom-hanks-son-chet-hanks-trashes-hotel-room\">That he&#039;s a rapper, too, is just icing on the cake<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 13, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kenny Mayne is the Birdman of ESPN, right? Speaking of which, Boyhood got jobbed. I forgot to mention that, like, four months ago.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/609598294529056769\">June 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>Birdman<\/em> was overwrought ridiculousness and I haven&#039;t done an Oscar pool in years. On the other hand, Kenny Mayne is a real enigma.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 14, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">A-Rod has hit his 666th home run. Now he must retire Which is to say, he must retire now. Before another at bat.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/609925962097119232\">June 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Totally didn&#039;t happen. Would have been AWESOME . . .<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 15, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Are Seattle-area websites required to use Bing maps?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/610559141803917313\">June 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Just a thing I noticed in the course of doing actual work; Bing is weird, right?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Fratellis &quot;Chelsea Dagger.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/610642254294839297\">June 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The Blackhawks. <a href=\"http:\/\/wgnradio.com\/2015\/06\/19\/baz-fratelli-talks-about-royalties-made-from-chelsea-dagger\/\">And it seems they keep the band in business (listen around 4:00, expanded on around 6:00 or so)<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">At least now I know it&#39;s just not me &#8212; some websites are legitimately the slowest in the whole world (wide web): <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/zDPwjLIOwT\">http:\/\/t.co\/zDPwjLIOwT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/610656181544206336\">June 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Just got really, really tired of nypost.com crashing and then learning that it&#039;s basically a purposeful tactic.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 16, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I will now proceed to pepper my comments with many, many curses in order to prove my utter earnestness about the issue being discussed.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/610966663706578944\">June 17, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Often heard in connection with attempts to apologize for matters of race, class and gender before launching into an opinion about said topic, e.g., &#034;It&#039;s fucking ridiculous that here I am, a goddamn white man, talking about the meaning of [X], but . . .&#034;<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 17, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I don&#39;t just have a right, I have every right.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/611249496777953282\">June 17, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>At some point it seemed that having &#034;every right&#034; to think, do or say something was maybe a little hyperbolic.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 18, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#39;m pretty sure I just had to upgrade to Google Plus in order to delete a Google Plus account I had no idea I actually had.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/611726726595522560\">June 19, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>I still don&#039;t understand what &#034;Google Plus&#034; could possibly mean.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 19, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I feel quite comfortable not having to hear &quot;Chelsea Dagger&quot; until at least October, when the NHL season begins again.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/611767991169122304\">June 19, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It causes my serotonin levels to crash, and makes me feel generally gloomy, like I&#039;m missing out on something truly wonderful happening to a large, boisterous crowd somewhere who is better dressed, better paid and better buzzed than I am.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hi, I&#39;d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/612091089403662337\">June 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Actually, not really. <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Procrastination topics include &quot;Breyers vs. Dreyer&#39;s&quot; and Iggy Azalea&#39;s &quot;Pu$$y.&quot; Go Abe Lincoln. Down with &quot;ice-structuring proteins.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/612100068066357248\">June 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>First, she&#039;s fucking ridiculous and I&#039;m not at all unhappy that it took me four years to learn why. Also, always curious about that one letter.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">So disappointed A-Rod mocked the gods of justice and symmetry by hitting a 667th home run. That said, if he retired now, I&#39;d so respect him.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/612106168517922816\">June 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Really, 667 would have looked great in the record books, whichever one will take him.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 20, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kenny Loggins at Seattle&#39;s Woodland Park Zoo? Am I dreaming?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/612115738732707840\">June 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Only two of my very favorite things of all time: zoos and <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/I'm_Alright_%28Kenny_Loggins_song%29\">the theme from Caddyshack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 23, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just woke up from a bad dream revolving around trying to order from a poorly organized menu of a cuisine I knew little about.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/613300013637193728\">June 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Another in a long line of frustration dreams.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 24, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Nothing says &quot;you care&quot; like &quot;xjqacgbcvfvj&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/613580650340306944\">June 24, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Not excited about eventually replacing the laptop because SOME PEOPLE like to use it as a percussion instrument.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me at work in pleated pants grooving on a T1 connection in 1999 or 2000 back when the internet was free: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jgyXYsuxkr\">https:\/\/t.co\/jgyXYsuxkr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/613583409336713216\">June 24, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Before the record industry destroyed internet radio there was (if I recall correctly) a weird site called &#034;Spank Radio&#034; or some such that had a single playlist that streamed the same songs in the same order. This song was on there somewhere and has been stuck in my head for fifteen years and it wasn&#039;t until this exact moment when I heard it again. I still had those pleated pants until fairly recently. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/music\/article\/Tuning-into-Internet-Radio-2932464.php\">Here&#039;s a funny article from the last millennium<\/a>: &#034;A website isn&#039;t worth its bandwidth these days if it doesn&#039;t offer some sort of RealAudio, Liquid Audio, Windows Media Player, Winamp, or MP3 option.&#034;<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 25, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Washington State Major League Baseball Stadium Public Facilities District owns &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/uMamAxPqTr\">http:\/\/t.co\/uMamAxPqTr<\/a>.&quot; URL more valuable than the Ms?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/613924117755109377\">June 25, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, &#034;ballpark.org&#034; is great &#8212; has to be worth something, right? Like a mortgage company looking to attract first-time home buyers or, I don&#039;t know what.<\/p>\n<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 28, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Alternate realty wherein Don Draper stays at the retreat and Sally becomes fuckin&#39; badass cop. Thus, &quot;Buy the World a Coke&quot; is disappeared.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batclub\/status\/615362514520567808\">June 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>I&#039;m pretty sure Rachel McAdams&#039; dad on True Detective was at the same yoga retreat Don Draper spent the early 1970s at. It sure looked that way. [Factcheck: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vulture.com\/2015\/06\/true-detective-mad-men-esalen-institute.html\">yup<\/a>.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>June 1, 2015 Must . . . resist . . . &quot;You May Like&quot; . . . promoted links . . . so . . . so difficult. &mdash; Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) June 2, 2015 Sort of like beheading videos or celebrity dick pics: the civilized approach demands a refusal to participate. . 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