{"id":954,"date":"2016-10-28T00:41:50","date_gmt":"2016-10-28T04:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/?p=954"},"modified":"2016-10-28T00:41:50","modified_gmt":"2016-10-28T04:41:50","slug":"in-summary-you-cant-spell-abraxas-without-bra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/2016\/10\/28\/in-summary-you-cant-spell-abraxas-without-bra\/","title":{"rendered":"In Summary, You Can&#039;t Spell &#034;Abraxas&#034; Without &#034;Bra&#034;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually kind of love the word &#034;Bildungsroman,&#034; though I don&#039;t understand why it&#039;s capitalized. It just sounds pretentious as fuck but you know it just doesn&#039;t give a fuck. Plus, it&#039;s basically anchored with the word &#034;dung,&#034; or at least I like to think so.<\/p>\n<p>All of which is to say, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Demian\">Hermann Hesse&#039;s <em>Demian<\/em><\/a> is a Bildungsroman.<\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#039;t read <em>Demian<\/em> since at some point in high school, and definitely didn&#039;t remember much about it. Then I started reading it and vague memories started flooding back: weird MILF-y characters (the concept of the &#034;MILF&#034; not being something we knew about back then [googling: <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/MILF\">yup, seems more recent<\/a>]), <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sprockets_(Saturday_Night_Live)\">Sprockets<\/a>-like affectations, and then ultimately this superweird repressed undercurrent a little later on (in fact, this brought up some adolescent PTSD &#8212; I remembered lines like &#034;You practice continence, too, don&#039;t you?&#034; and was transported: what in the fuck were these people thinking?).<\/p>\n<p>Suffice it to say, then, as now, I don&#039;t think I &#034;got&#034; that Demian was &#8212; duh! &#8212; Sinclair&#039;s older, wiser self. I think I was too busy perseverating on the character of &#034;Pistorius&#034; and thinking &#034;Oscar&#034; . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually kind of love the word &#034;Bildungsroman,&#034; though I don&#039;t understand why it&#039;s capitalized. It just sounds pretentious as fuck but you know it just doesn&#039;t give a fuck. Plus, it&#039;s basically anchored with the word &#034;dung,&#034; or at least I like to think so. All of which is to say, Hermann Hesse&#039;s Demian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[266,1059],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-are-the-suvs-of-writing","tag-book-club","tag-milf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":955,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions\/955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/slightest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}