It’s Actually Worse Than The Worst Cover Letter You Ever Wrote For A Job That You Were In No Way Qualified For, Except That You Were 22 And Just Out Of School And This Guy Wants This Person To Lead The Largest School System In The Country

Wow, I was kidding when I said that it was impressive that she launched Food Network Magazine. Actually, they’re serious, providing the State Department of Education with the best argument for becoming chancellor of New York City schools ever:

The City’s next schools chancellor will inherit an organization that has an impressive track record of success, yet is still far from satisfied with the status quo. As President and then Chairman of the iconic Hearst Magazines during a time of great chance in the media world, Ms. Black spearheaded innovative strategies that produced record-breaking years for Hearst. Leading a team in producing 14 U.S. titles and nearly 200 international editions in more than 100 countries, she was responsible for the management of corporate, personnel and financial matters for Hearst magazines. Under her leadership, Hearst’s portfolio expanded to include the launch of O, The Oprah Magazine, widely regarded as the most successful magazine launch in U.S. history, and most recently, the launch of Food Network Magazine, which has already soared to a circulation of 1.4 million.