It’s So Much Less Sincere To “Examine Subtexts” Than It Is To “Read Stories,” But It’s Also So Much More Fun

Maybe all the magazine executives and tunnels to New Jersey had a larger purpose — covering this, for example:

Mayor Bloomberg today is expected to order thousands of layoffs next year in bruising budget cuts intended to close a massive gap, sources told The Post last night.

Bloomberg will announce the widespread job reductions and service cuts as he tries to close the nearly $3.3 billion budget deficit the city is facing next year.