If You Can’t Shame Subway Performers Into Considerate Behavior, Try Clipping Their Wings, Or, When Subway Performers Are Unable To Exit Cars, It Just Means They Have More Time To Annoy You

The Daily News reports that tickets for new subway infractions have gone up since the new regulations are on the books. Who is most upset about the changes? Take a guess:

Martin Cruz, 16, who was crossing the cars of an E train last week was unaware of the rules. But the Bronx high school student said they have some merit.

“Some people might not have good balance and fall to the side,” Martin said.

The Subway Entertainers, a group of four underground dancers, disagreed.

“I think it’s unfair,” group member Russell Steele, 30, of the Bronx, said on the E train. “If you’re in a car and there are no seats, you should be able to walk to the next car, especially after work.”