What Kind of School Was It?

God help me if I ever let news of my botched penile enlargement surgery make it into the Post:

Bigger isn’t better for Eric Neuberger, who says his New York doctor botched his penile enhancement to the point that he’s now nearly impotent.

Before the January 2001 surgery, Neuberger “could engage in intercourse approximately 30 to 50 times a month, and after the surgery, he was only able to engage in intercourse once a month,” his malpractice suit charges.

Neuberger said his new limitations forced him to drop out of school — and even hurt his musical ability. His suit did not elaborate.

But the doctor, Robert Barron, suggests that Neuberger simply “injured himself during sex.”

Hurt his musical ability? Who is this guy, R. Kelly?

The Post is burying the lede here, though — we finally might have found someone enrolled in a co-ed naked basket weaving course! And here I just assumed those T-shirts were a joke.