The New Metrosexual

It has been a few years — we are obviously way past due for another annoying term describing stylish straight men!

In any other paper, paragraphs such as this might be considered offensive — good thing we’re reading the Times’ Sunday Styles section:

Of course there are still places that gay men will go that straight men will not. The Speedo swimsuit is still off limits to even the most vain heterosexual American men, as is knowing the words to Kylie Minogue’s latest hit single.

As to the term itself, we are being purposely vague lest it becomes popular.