He Could Have Paid For Any Piece Of Tuchus On The Planet

Referring to the underage girl your client is accused of raping as a “skank” is a novel approach:

“My client made $500,000 a year,” the defense lawyer, Howard Greenberg, said after a Manhattan Supreme Court appearance for James Colliton, who is being held without bail. Colliton was a tax attorney for Cravath, Swaine and Moore, a top Midtown law firm.

“He had the wherewithal to pay for any piece of tuchus on the planet,” Greenberg continued. “And he paid that skank?”

Backstory: It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp Mom; There’s Always Something A Little Off With Tax Attorneys.