They Have No Use For Space Heaters In Miami

Hizzoner must’ve had Cape Canaveral on his mind when he used astronaut Neil Armstrong’s one small-one giant construction when asked about yesterday’s totally horrific house fire in the Bronx:

“Sometimes it just seems more painful and more unfair when it’s children that die,” Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said yesterday. “When children die, everyone around them, everyone who loved them, die a little bit as well.

“It’s one small building, but one very large tragedy for our city.”

Bonus points for evoking images in my mind of people leaping!