There’s Something About A Day Game This Time Of Year That Really Gets The Blood Flowing

Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, drop off the kids and . . .:

A Yonkers man — caught red-handed with a penile pump in full action — is accused of masturbating in his school-bus driver’s seat soon after dropping off about 50 kids from IS 125 in The Bronx for a day at Shea Stadium.

Albany tourists on a bus pulling into Shea’s parking lot for the Mets’ Wednesday afternoon game with the Florida Marlins spotted Jacob Nasser, 68, with his pants around his ankles and his hand stroking away with help from a suctionlike mechanical device, according to the Queens District Attorney’s Office.