When You Lie Down With Joe Francis You Wake Up With Fleas

Because of course everybody loves firefighters:

Fire officials poured water yesterday on the wildly popular calendar featuring the department’s hunkiest hunks after a video featuring this cover boy waving his God-given hose began making the rounds of gay porn sites.

“We will no longer be participating in this. There will be no more calendars,” said FDNY spokesman Francis Gribbon.

The embarrassing video of 22-year-old firefighter Michael Biserta of Brooklyn’s Ladder Co. 131 and his enormous member is featured in the 2004 Joe Francis-produced DVD “Guys Gone Wild.”

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In the clip, the female camera operators goad Biserta to show them his fire pole. When they ask him to dance for them or get up on the bed, he refuses, but does agree to get in the hotel room’s shower in the nude.

Officials said Biserta won’t be disciplined because the video was made before he was hired. But officials at the department’s fund-raising arm — the FDNY Foundation — said the decision to cancel the calendar was a huge disappointment, because at $15.99 a pop, it brought in on average $150,000 a year for them.