Not To Be Such A Monday-Morning Quarterback, But What If She Had Been Tied Up Waiting In Line At Urth?
Because of course Mary Kate Olsen (in California!) is the first person to think of when someone is unconscious:
Posted: January 24th, 2008 | Filed under: You're Kidding, Right?“I think he might be dead. I’m calling 911!” masseuse Diane Lee Wolozin finally shouted at the celebrity twin as the hard-partying Ledger’s corpse lay motionless.
“I already have people coming over,” Olsen replied, according to police sources.
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Twenty-four hours after the sudden and stunning death of the 2006 Oscar nominee, police detailed a bizarre sequence of events that included Wolozin setting up a massage table near Ledger’s body.
1 p.m.: Housekeeper Teresa Solomon, on her regularly scheduled Tuesday stop at Ledger’s home, hears him snoring while she’s changing a bathroom light bulb. She looks into the room.
2:45 p.m.: Wolozin arrives at the $24,000-a-month Broome St. apartment 15 minutes early for a 3 p.m. appointment.
3 p.m.: Concerned when Ledger doesn’t appear, Wolozin dials his cell-phone number — and when he doesn’t answer, she walks into his bedroom several minutes later. He’s lying facedown, with the covers pulled up to his shoulders.
3:11 p.m.: Thinking the actor is asleep, Wolozin calls his name while pulling the massage table from a closet. Wolozin then grabs Ledger to shake him awake, but his body is cold to the touch.
3:12 p.m.: The frightened masseuse — who knew Olsen and Ledger — takes Ledger’s cell phone and hits the speed dial for Olsen in California. Olsen instructs the masseuse to hold on, promising to send her security guards.
3:26 p.m.: When Ledger doesn’t respond to a second round of shaking, Wolozin calls back to tell Olsen she is calling paramedics. She dials 911, and the operator instructs her to perform CPR.
3:33 p.m.: Emergency workers and the Olsen security arrive simultaneously. The medical workers move Ledger’s body to the floor for another round of CPR and a shot from a defibrillator.