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Posted: April 22nd, 2008 | Filed under: CelebrityShe may be an international movie star, but this impudent pooch can’t tell the difference between Natalie Portman and a fire hydrant.
The “Star Wars” cutie was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.
Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.
While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes — and then ambled on its way.