Ugh, No

Please, no, not this*:

Maybe you’ve trained your dog to fetch a toy, or even your slippers. Now it’s time to test those obedience skills at your office copier and fax machines.

You guessed it — tomorrow is “Take Your Dog to Work Day.”

New York City dogs already enjoy more human privileges than most — the fancy spas and designer clothes — and now canine commuters across the city are getting ready to dive into the morning rush with their owners. More than 20,000 employers nationwide are expected to open their doors to dogs Friday for the 10th annual event.

*Over and over, again and again.