Soon I’ll Be Ready To Scuttle Recycling, Too*

Draconian cuts and or initiatives you read about on a Monday and shrug include but are not limited to: Shuttering the City Hall N Train stop between 11 p.m. and 6 a.m. (fine — walk to Brooklyn Bridge or Chambers Street — there are a lot of train lines really close to each other downtown) and taxing Coke (there are no Libertarians in a financial meltdown and $404 million a year looks pretty good right now — and why stop there — let’s do it for a lot more stuff, like cupcakes at Magnolia, gelato at Grom, chopped liver at Fairway . . .).

*Do you remember the time before he co-opted green causes for political purposes? That was craaaazy!