You Would Think He’d Try To Keep A Low Profile

That, and cabbies, one thing you need to understand before ever getting behind the wheel is that in general chicks don’t dig hacks, which means no flirting and definitely no forcing yourself upon them when they’re trying to get home after a night out:

A cabbie arrested last year in a bizarre child abandonment scheme is in trouble again, accused of molesting a passenger.

Klever Sailema is being hunted by cops after a 23-year-old woman reported he picked her up in Astoria on Sunday, drove her to another spot in Queens and attacked her.

The victim had been drinking at a bar and passed out in the livery cab.

“She kinda wakes up and finds him on top of her,” a police source said, adding that her pants were pulled down. “She fought him off and got away.”

She hailed a second cab, which took her home. She then called police and went to a hospital.

Sailema claims the contact was consensual, said Fernando Mateo of the NYS Federation of Taxi Drivers, who spoke to him.

“He’s afraid. He doesn’t understand why he’s being charged,” Mateo said. “According to him, she was drunk. He doesn’t feel like he did anything wrong.”

He said Sailema told him the woman was “leading him on” — then threw his keys out of the car and snatched his taxi papers when he went to retrieve them.