I Want You To Ditch An Airbus A320 In My Hudson River . . .

That’s all we need to say about this:

The wife of Pilot Chesley Sullenberger let slip that all the hosannas her hubby got for safely landing a US Airways plane in the Hudson River gave their sex life a big boost.

“He doesn’t know I’m gonna say this, but I had joked the other day that . . . the hero sex really helps a 20-year-old marriage,” Laurie Sullenberger told NBC’s Matt Lauer.