Short People Got No Reason To Live
But it’s weird — he looks so much taller on TV:
Posted: February 4th, 2010 | Filed under: Law & Order, Well, What Did You Expect?A con man trying to impersonate Paul Simon was arrested for trying to take money out of the singer’s bank account — because the teller realized the 6-foot-1 crook looked absolutely nothing like the diminutive rock legend, police sources told The Post.
