That Camel’s Nose Is So Damn Big From All That Soda Pop There’s No Way It Could Ever Make It Under That Tent

Wow, I kind of can’t believe you can buy soda with food stamps:

Tracey Halliday, a spokeswoman for the American Beverage Association, said of the mayor’s request: “This is just another attempt by government to tell New Yorkers what they should eat and drink.”

Actually, it’s different — it’s an attempt by government to avoid paying for people to drink stuff that has no nutritional value . . . what exactly is controversial about that?