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On The Use And Overuse Of “Fest” . . .

But really, “Members Spring Fest” sounds more like spam email than anything else:

A decision by the Prospect Park Alliance to rename its annual “Family Day” event is drawing criticism from those who say the new name, “Members Spring Fest,” represents a frivolous bow to political correctness.

“Family Day,” an annual event organized by the Prospect Park Alliance for its members, features carousel rides, pedal boats, and tours of the park’s Audubon Center.

A senior vice president of the Prospect Park Alliance, Robyn Bellamy, who approved the name change, said dropping the “family” from the event’s title was intended as an attempt to boost attendance by conveying to single people, seniors, and other members that they were welcome. A recent postcard mailed to neighbors announcing “Members Spring Fest” reads in parentheses, “formerly known as Family Day.” “We look at our membership base, which is the public, and it includes young people who just moved in, families who have been here for awhile or are new, seniors — it really runs the gamut of ages and interests,” Ms. Bellamy said in an interview. “We’re still offering the same event in the spring but letting people know that it’s really for all members.”

Posted: March 11th, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn, Followed By A Perplexed Stroke Of The Chin

Advantage: Queens

Brooklyn gets greyer (“The war between childless bar-goers and the so-called stroller Mafia has ended at one restaurant: the eatery is offering on-site babysitters to watch children in a separate room while their parents — and everyone else — dine and drink in peace”), while Queens gets funnier:

The Astoria Comedy Club is set to open Friday at Mezzo Mezzo restaurant on Ditmars Blvd. — the only venue in the borough for regular comic relief.

The 75-seat club, located in a performance space on the second floor of the eatery, will be open four days a week for now and feature comedians from across the country.

“About 10 years ago, all the comics moved to Astoria because it’s cheap,” said Matt Taylor, the club’s host. “There’s more talent here per square foot than anywhere, period.”

Posted: March 7th, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn, Quality Of Life, Queens

And You Thought “Footloose” Seemed Quaint And Outdated . . .

A edict is handed down and a show is canceled:

For thousands of Orthodox Jews, the “Big Event” — a concert featuring the popular Hasidic entertainer Lipa Schmeltzer — was supposed to happen next Sunday at the WaMu Theater at Madison Square Garden. But fans and organizers were shocked to learn late last month that a group of rabbis had issued an edict against the show, effectively canceling it.

The decree, published in Hebrew in the Orthodox newspaper Hamodia and signed by 33 rabbis, warned that the sight of dancing and singing performers would cause “ribaldry and lightheadedness” that would lure young people away from spiritual purity. It prohibited Orthodox Jews from attending the concert and called on Mr. Schmeltzer to back out.

The ban has inflamed tensions among ultra-Orthodox Jews over how to address the influences of popular culture, and it has thrust what has largely been an internal debate into public view.

Assemblyman Dov Hikind, whose Brooklyn district includes many Hasidic neighborhoods, said the ban had triggered unprecedented dissent and outrage among Hasidim. “In all my 26 years of representing this community, I can’t remember anything that has so shaken the people,” Mr. Hikind said on Sunday.

The growing fame of Mr. Schmeltzer, who weaves pop melodies with traditional Hasidic songs, has troubled some Hasidim, who have chided him for introducing Jewish youth to secular musical styles. Others fear his popularity could rival that of the rabbis, who wield spiritual authority over Hasidic daily life.

In an effort to assuage those fears and uphold the religious practice of modesty, the concert organizers had promised separate entrances and seating for the more than 5,000 men and women who had been expected to attend, and Mr. Schmeltzer had agreed to perform only traditional Hasidic songs.

But that was not enough to prevent two community leaders in Brooklyn from mobilizing opposition to the show, which was raising money for an Israeli charity that finances weddings for orphans.

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn, Cultural-Anthropological

Blame Bruce Ratner For Permanently Ruining The Concept Of “Miss Brooklyn”

Either that or apparently women don’t take to beauty pageants like they used to:

The Miss Brooklyn pageant — a stepping stone to the Miss America crown — reappeared after a 16-year absence last week and was plunged immediately into controversy because the winner is a queen who’s not from Kings.

Leigh-Taylor Smith, 22, captured the sparkling tiara Saturday afternoon and promptly whisked it across the East River, forcing the borough to wait at least another year before it can crown one of its daughters with top honors.

. . .

. . . Smith, whose main qualification for being Miss Brooklyn — other than her looks, talent and charm — is that she is a parishioner at the Brooklyn Tabernacle on the Fulton Mall in Downtown.

Plus, she’s made the hajj to Junior’s and the Coney Island Boardwalk since moving to New York after graduating from the University of Virginia last year.

“Living in Manhattan, it’s nice to come to a low-key place like Brooklyn,” she told The Brooklyn Paper.

Before Brooklynites take umbrage at Smith’s victory, partisans should remember that it might never have happened had more genuine Brooklynites signed up.

“We only had a few committed girls from Brooklyn,” said Kim Thomas, executive director of the Miss Brooklyn Scholarship Program. “We couldn’t have a contest with only three girls.”

Posted: February 28th, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn, Well, What Did You Expect?

What A Country

He’d fix the toilet if only he could get the f – – – over his anger:

Bay Ridge handyman Richard Martin is known as the “Crazy Sign Guy” for the scathing notes he leaves his tenants, attacking their reading skills and threatening to kill them for trashing his Christmas decorations.

“Dear scumbag” the 71-year-old crank wrote after the decorations were torn down and unceremoniously dumped on his doorstep. “If I catch you, I will kill you where you are. You don’t want to f- – – with the Irish.”

Most of his tenants are from the Middle East, and Martin doesn’t hide the fact that he’d be happy if they went back whence they came.

In another note, Martin wrote, “To all tenants. If you don’t know how to read, there are 3 airports, pick 1 and keep going and don’t come back.”

“He’s crazy,” one tenant said. “He’s nuts.”

Standing outside the four-story building at 278 91st St. holding his cuddly Pekinese dog, Pretty Girl, the potty-mouthED senior told The Post that most of his notes are geared toward tenants’ inability to follow orders on how to throw out trash.

“They’re Arabs, they don’t give a f- – -,” said Martin, sporting a Ground Zero memorial baseball cap.

. . .

Martin, a former transit employee who became a super in 1994, said he started writing the notes a few years ago because the building regularly received summonses for trash collection.

He said in the past week, he’s received two summonses worth $125 in fines. That led him to post new notes, telling tenants to “put garbage inside the cans and not on top of [trash can] covers,” adding, “This is the last warning.”

“They don’t listen. They write back, ‘F- – you, get a life,’ but they spell my name s-u-p-p-e-r, not super. They’re so dumb,” he said, pointing to mounds of trash piled illegally near the curb.

Posted: February 22nd, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn
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