Foot Culture

Page Six reports that Nicholas Cage has purchased an apartment in Manhattan with the intention of becoming a full-fledged part-time New Yorker:

Cage fans will soon be seeing a lot more of the Oscar-winning actor, who apparently likes to walk. “I’ve actually acquired an apartment in Manhattan and I intend to be a New Yorker part-time,” says Cage, who graces the cover of Gotham magazine’s fifth anniversary issue. “I love the foot culture in New York.”

Which of course begs the question (for me at least): What constitutes “foot culture?”

And in case you think this was some one-off Bushian flub, know that Cage has never been shy about his penchant for foot culture. For example, the Cage by Page website has him expanding on the Big Apple’s alleged foot culture:

The idea of a foot culture, that you are going to observe more people, to me is food, you know, for acting.

I don’t think he means to say “pedestrian culture,” which evokes something different, but perhaps he means “walking culture,” or “pedestrian lifestyle”? At least I think that’s what he’s talking about, but I suppose you never know . . .

Got to Got to Bleed Baby

A poorman’s Pat Tillman, former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth reportedly is training in New York to become an EMT:

Roth, 50, has been riding for several weeks with a New York ambulance crew in training to become a paramedic, The New York Post reported Tuesday.

“I have been on over 200 individual rides now,” said Roth. “Not once has anyone recognized me, which is perfect for me.”

The singer, who spent a decade with Van Halen before embarking on a solo career, except a collaboration with the band for two new songs on a greatest hits album, has been riding along with crews in the Bronx, Manhattan and Brooklyn several nights a week.

His training seems to be going well.

Several weeks ago, Roth saved the life of a heart attack victim in the Bronx by using a defibrillator.

He takes his work so seriously that he did not want publicity so that it would not “diminish what I am trying to do here.” He has said that he did not want the neighborhoods he was working in named so that he would not draw attention to himself or co-workers.

“You would never know you were dealing with a rock-‘n’-roll guy,” said Linda Reissman, Roth’s EMS consultant and tutor. “His commitment really is touching. He wants to help people.”

[Post title borrowed from 1978’s “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love”]