“We have to do away with the new and improved Four Loko,” [State Senator Jeff] Klein (D-Bronx) told The News Thursday. “Colorful cans, sweet flavors, and kids still have access to this stuff in bodegas, delis, and convenience stores.”

Klein’s bill would require booze containing more than 6% alcohol, along with at least 1% sugar and a fruity, spicy, or chocolate/vanilla flavor, move to liquor store shelves. He will announce a more detailed plan during a press conference Sunday.

Just try to imagine a summer without Brooklyn Kickball. It’s a nightmare, right?

Hizzoner boasted on his radio show Friday that the leaders of 11 major fashion houses have pledged their support to his efforts to fix the nation’s immigration policy.

“What’s happened is that some fashion people can’t get their models over here,” Bloomberg said. “So they start to cancel some of their photo shoots, because they can’t get models in or the cameras.”

The car bomb planted in Times Square came within a “millisecond” of causing “mass casualties” with a 30-foot high fireball, an explosives expert said.

“Several hundred” could have been killed or maimed by a fireball exploding from the Nissan Pathfinder found loaded down with firecrackers, fertilizer, gasoline, propane and alarm clocks.

As the shared-ride program was unveiled yesterday, an undercover Post reporter rode along with three Upper East Side women and gave them a taste of some of the uncouth behavior they could encounter when crammed in the back seat with fellow commuters.

Turning on the dreaded taxi TV was the first of countless annoying ways our reporter was able to disrupt the ride.