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So that’s how it works:

At this moment, 30 Rock-star and SNL alum Tina Fey is speaking at the Fieldston School’s graduation ceremonies.

. . .

How did Fieldston manage to snag the movie star for the high school commencement assignment? No one’s saying, but it seems worth noting that Upper West Side Fey’s daughter, Alice Zenobia Richmond, turns 3 in September, putting her theoretically in line for a spot at one of New York’s prestigious private schools.

Posted: June 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Celebrity, Class War, Follow The Money

Everything On Dye Need-To-Know Basis

Either we need to be educated about the purpose of the dye or people really, really just don’t care to know how you came into possession of all that cash:

An Upper West Side bank robber — splattered from head to toe by an exploding dye pack left in his loot bag — nevertheless managed to hail a cab, buy drugs, rent a hotel room and hire a hooker before being caught, police sources said yesterday.

Maurice Hill, 46, who had allegedly stolen $3,000 from the Apple Bank at West 73rd Street and Broadway on Tuesday, was arrested — still covered in red dye — the next morning at a Bronx motel in the company of a prostitute, police sources said.

. . .

After Tuesday’s heist, an ink-stained Hill shelled out dye-covered cash for a cab ride to 116th Street, where he bought crack and got high, police sources said.

After several hours, he hopped another cab to the Pelham Garden Motel, where he paid for a $70 room with the stained cash, police sources said. The next morning, Hill got a drink from a nearby diner, where someone called Crime Stoppers.

Posted: June 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Follow The Money, Law & Order

Pockets How Deep?

Pretty deep. A lot of trips to the tailor:

The Metropolitan Transportation Authority has had nearly 87,000 personal injury or property damage claims from customers since 1996, resulting in $1.1 billion in settlement costs, according to a report issued by the state comptroller, Thomas DiNapoli, yesterday.

The claims over the last 12 years include $285,046 paid by the Long Island Rail Road and Metro-North Railroad to passengers who tore items of clothing on armrests of the M7 train cars that service those lines.

. . .

An MTA spokesman, Jeremy Soffin, responded to the report, saying, “The MTA’s ultimate incurred cost for employee and customer accidents is less than what would have been expected, a savings of approximately $335 million from 1997-2007.”

Posted: June 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Follow The Money

Did You Save Your Hard-Earned Money Or, More Importantly, Listen To Your Mother?

Of course not. But at least he bought her a ring. In other words, here is the day’s most irresponsible piece of journalism:

A 44-year-old Manhattan doorman whose mother told him he was throwing his money away on lottery tickets won $5 million from a scratchoff card.

“Look, Ma, I’m on top of the world!” Richard [Sonny] Randazzo shouted to his stunned mother, Chora, Wednesday as news photographers snapped his photo and he accepted his jackpot.

The bachelor, who lives with his parents in Gravesend, Brooklyn, admitted he’s been buying up to $30 worth of lottery tickets weekly for the past 25 years with little to show until now.

On May 2, his luck changed when he bought a roast beef sandwich and his winning “Set for Life” scratch ticket at the Mill Basin Mini Mart.

“What a very strange trip it’s been,” Randazzo said at Wednesday’s news conference at Gargiulo’s restaurant in Coney Island.

Randazzo said he had “itchy palms” when he purchased his ticket, a telltale sign of luck. He said he chose to play “Set for Life” because he “zoned in on” the orange and red tickets.

When he saw he had won, he quickly called his parents, who were vacationing in Florida.

“We’re rich!” he shouted.

“I couldn’t believe it,” Randazzo’s father, Frank, a retired machinist, said of his son beating the nearly 1 in 4 million odds.

“I asked Richie, ‘You sure you read it right?'”

Chora Randazzo, a retired hairdresser, admitted she often scolded her son about playing the lottery: “I told him he was throwing his money in the garbage.”

The Tiffany diamond ring he bought her has changed her mind.

Posted: June 12th, 2008 | Filed under: Follow The Money, Just Horrible

God Of Thunder!

Cross the powerful, get spanked:

A member of the city’s Coney Island Development Corp. has been quietly living in a beachfront building rent-free on the taxpayer’s dime, thanks to a $3.6 million sweetheart deal he cut last year with the Bloomberg administration, the Post has learned.

And now, board member Dick Zigun is showing his ingratitude by planning to resign from the agency overseeing Coney Island development to protest the administration’s revamped vision for the fabled amusement district.

Zigun confessed Friday that he’s lived for the past decade on the second floor of the majestic Surf Avenue building that also houses a nonprofit organization he founded in 1980.

Zigun’s Coney Island USA — which runs a world-famous circus sideshow and museum and organizes the annual Mermaid Parade — had been paying $100,000-a-year rent on the site until 2007, when the city handed it $3.6 million in taxpayer-funded grant money to buy the building from its previous owner as part of an expansion plan.

But Zigun’s secondary use of 1208 Surf Ave. as his home appears to be a blatant violation of the funding agreement with the city.

The agreement stipulates that the site must be used “for the benefit of the people of the city,” such as for a museum or cultural arts center dedicated to preserving Coney Island’s history. It doesn’t include provisions allowing the building — which is zoned for amusements and entertainment — to be used for residential use.

Posted: June 9th, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn, Everyone Is To Blame Here, Follow The Money
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