Bloomberg Declares Phillies NL Team To Beat In 2010

No word yet on how Mets fans feel about the mayor’s bold prediction:

Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter suited up in Yankee pinstripes yesterday after his team was routed by the Bronx Bombers in the World Series — although it was for a good cause.

Nutter’s shirt bore No. 55 — in honor of Series MVP Hideki Matsui — when he painted some hallways at IS 131 in The Bronx. The paint job at the Soundview school was the price Nutter paid for losing his World Series bet with Mayor Bloomberg.

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Mayor Bloomberg was also wearing a Yankee jersey — No. 27, signifying the Bombers’ 27th world championship.

“I’m looking forward to having Mayor Nutter here next year, painting another school,” he said.

Can The Legislature Save Us From Bloomberg?

Maybe the State Assembly is good for something after all:

Assemblymember Michael DenDekker (D-Jackson Heights) wants city Traffic Enforcement Agents to warn operators of vehicles first before they can be issued parking summonses.

DenDekker has introduced Assembly Bill A9135. This bill requires traffic agents or other law enforcement authority to verbally direct the operator to move immediately or be given a parking violation summons.

“This legislation has become necessary ever since Traffic Agents have become armed with these hand-held scanning devices. These Agents walk up to vehicles while the drivers are waiting for someone to pull out of a parking spot, scan the registration sticker, and issue them violations for double parking,” DenDekker declared. “Other agents have acted more like Starsky and Hutch; they pull in front of the vehicles blocking them in, jump out, scan the sticker and issue a summons, leaving many motorists scared as well as frustrated.[“]

Eight Years Later, Scoreboard

Time was, the government of Afghanistan harbored terrorists that cost us thousands and thousands of lives and trillions and trillions of dollars. Now they’re propping up our flagging real estate market. America, fuck yeah:

The Permanent Mission of Afghanistan to the United Nations has a lovely new apartment. According to two deeds filed Friday, the group spent $4,235,000 on a 2,840-square-foot apartment at Trump World Tower, plus a $5.4 million commercial space at 633 Third Avenue.

H.E. Zahir Tanin, whose title is Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary, Permanent Representative of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan to the United Nations, is listed in the deeds. “We did purchase a residence for the ambassador,” his assistant said. She said the office space is “going to be used both for the Consulate and the Permanent Mission to the United Nations. We are two separate things, but they’re both part of the government of Afghanistan, and it was the government of Afghanistan that’s making these purchases.”

Bloomberg As The Blues Hammer Of Local Politics

The Observer’s Azi Paybarah had the presence of mind to ask actor and Brooklyn resident Steve Buscemi about the mayor’s decision to circumvent the will of the voters to allow himself (and five borough presidents and 51 city council members) the opportunity to run for a third term. It’s another opening:

“I was not happy that the mayor wanted to run for a third term. So, I do like Thompson a lot. And we’ll see what happens.”

Hey, Bloomberg can have Shilpa Shetty as far as I’m concerned — Ghost World’s Seymour is just that much more authentic.

We’ll Get Higher And Higher, Straight Up We’ll Climb!

All this and you can piss with a view? That’s what dreams are made of:

At CityView Racquet Club, high above Long Island City, members can play a few games of tennis or squash, then relax in the sauna or grab a bite prepared by the in-house chef. They can bump into pros like Andy Roddick and have their racquet strung by the same master. And they can use the urinal — not just any urinal, but one that sports stunning eye-level views of that other borough beyond the East River.