The Brooklyn Nets Are Slowly Killing Our Children

One thing the ridiculous Barclays Center promotional video didn’t mention was how much the arena is doing to encourage healthful eating:

Burger joints are bouncing up around the nearly completed home of the Nets like loose balls as national chains vie with local businesses to win over thousands of hungry fans expected to hit the neighborhood in search of game-time grub.

No less than five new burger spots have opened in the last year within a half mile of the arena — and while the Nets won’t tip off there until September, restaurant owners say the game is already on for them.