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How About A Day Without Morons Using Midtown Manhattan As The Setting For Media-Whorative Performance?

No chance. There’s always some jackass somewhere . . . :

One Monday last month, the Contigianis staged a New York version of the Day of Slow Living (“It has to be a Monday, the worst day to try to slow down,” Bruno explained). As part of the celebration, Bruno was issuing phony speeding tickets to pedestrians rushing through Union Square. He was wearing a police badge and cap, mirrored sunglasses, and a sandwich board proclaiming, “Caution! Speed-walking camera in action!” Wielding a stuffed turtle with a “STOP” badge on its belly, he flagged down passersby and handed them postcards printed with fourteen “slowmandments.” (No. 4: “Write your text messages on your cell phone with no symbols or abbreviations and get in the habit of starting with ‘Dear . . .’ ” No. 7: “Avoid being so busy and full of work that you don’t have time for yourself and the delight of thinking about nothing.”) “Read once a day and keep the doctor away,” Bruno counselled one woman who stopped to pick up a brochure. “You will be on YouTube!” he shouted gleefully to another retreating figure.

Posted: April 1st, 2008 | Filed under: Crap Your Pants Say Yeah!, Manhattan

The Pathetic Thing Isn’t That You Can’t Understand Why Potential Suitors Would Be Troubled By You Blogging Dates . . .

. . . no, the pathetic thing is that the model for what it means to be a woman living in New York is the creation of a misogynistic gay man:

[Name redacted so as to mitigate obvious over-the-top self-promotion], who is 27, came to New York soon out of Georgetown University four years ago. Along with many of her peers, she was drawn in part by HBO’s comic but near-anthropological chronicle of the living and mating habits of a certain set of New York’s single women.

Ms. [redacted] knows the adventures and misadventures of Carrie & Company by heart, and she uses them as something of a road map for her own life.

She frequents sleek and buzzworthy bars with her girlfriends. She has danced at Bungalow 8, the celebrity-rich club in West Chelsea. She has devoured cupcakes at Magnolia Bakery, and she can sprint in five-inch heels. And, of course, she has written publicly about relationships, both for Time Out New York and on a blog of her own, among other places, with all that entails.

Ms. [redacted] has taken her devotion to “Sex and the City” further than most. She dated a onetime boyfriend of Candace Bushnell, whose column in The New York Observer inspired the television series. For the British version of the magazine Marie Claire, Ms. [redacted] analyzed how her life compares to the lives lived in the series.

“If Carrie Bradshaw were coming to New York today,” Ms. [redacted] says with no hint of self-consciousness, “she would be me.”

Ms. [redacted] may be extreme. But she is hardly alone.

It has been a decade since “Sex and the City” arrived on television, yet the adventures of Carrie and her pals continue to enthrall. This spring, even as Sarah Jessica Parker, the star of the series, turns 43, the “Sex and the City” movie will make it to the big screen. Although the film won’t officially arrive in theaters until May 30, Carrie fever is running so high that the publicity campaign began almost the moment plans for the movie were announced.

Yet young women coming to New York these days in search of Mr. Big, or at least the perfect Cosmopolitan, are finding that money and technology have altered the urban paradise that Carrie inhabited.

The city has become such an expensive playground that much of what Carrie and her friends took for granted — a Manhattan apartment, taxis for any trip longer than a half-dozen blocks, dinner at the newest four-star restaurants — is no longer easily in reach of a young woman on a budget, much less a young woman on a writer’s budget.

. . .

Alyssa Shelasky, another New Yorker who tried to follow in Carrie’s footsteps, discovered just how fast one’s fortunes could rise and fall on the Web two summers ago, when she was asked by Glamour magazine to write a blog about finding love again after a particularly heart-rending breakup.

The blog made it tougher.

“Men were freaked out by it,” Ms. Shelasky said the other day over coffee and a brownie at City Bakery on 18th Street.

With long, soft brown hair framing her open face, Ms. Shelasky has a down-to-earth, girl-next-door quality. But it is hard to be the girl next door when you’ve also been the girl about town on the Internet.

“Within five minutes on the computer,” she said, “men could find out everything I had done the night before and the night before, and that this guy did this and it really turned me on.”

In many respects, Ms. Shelasky is Carrie rewritten for the Internet age. “If I didn’t like a guy or never called him back,” she recalled, “a few childish men in particular would use the blog to retaliate.

“They would be like, ‘This is Sneakers Guy, we made out, and she was like this,'” she said. “And I was like, ‘Wait, this is my blog, and I get to decide how much of me we discuss.'”

Posted: March 30th, 2008 | Filed under: Crap Your Pants Say Yeah!

Hey, That Might Just Pay For The Left Side Of The Infield!

$57 million from old seats is a tidy sum. But add $25 baggies of dirt to that, and you’ve got a lot of money:

The Yankees and Mets are in secret talks with the city to buy their old ballparks before the wrecking balls hit — so they can plunder them for lucrative memorabilia to peddle to fans, The Post has learned.

A spokesman for Mayor Bloomberg confirmed the negotiations but would not say how the deals might go down — specifically, whether the city would hope to get a lump sum from the teams or a percentage of the profits of any sale or auction of items.

“At other stadiums, everything from the scoreboards to the dugout urinals have been snatched up by fans, but Yankee Stadium is in a whole other league of collectibles,” said Mike Heffner, president of Lelands.com, which has handled several stadium garage sales.

“Each brick could sell for $100 to $300,” Heffner said. “I doubt we’d have any trouble selling every seat in the house for as much as $1,000.

“With its huge fan base, Shea Stadium will also fetch a big payday.”

Yankee sources and a Mets spokesman separately confirmed the teams’ negotiations with the city but refused to give details, citing their ongoing talks.

While the city owns the two stadiums, experts said the teams are in a far better position to bring in bigger bucks from a sell-off because of the emotion factor.

A tiny baggy of infield dirt from Yankee Stadium could fetch $25, experts said.

Posted: March 24th, 2008 | Filed under: Architecture & Infrastructure, Crap Your Pants Say Yeah!, Sports

Great Moments In Intellectual Property

You can even trademark white briefs:

Times Square’s Naked Cowboy is trying to take a $6 million bite out of a giant candy corporation, charging it stole his identity by dressing an animated blue M&M in his skimpy trademark outfit.

The nearly nude street performer, whose real name is Robert Burck, has his tighty whities in such a bunch over a massive video billboard showing the candy in a white hat, boots, guitar and underwear that he’s filed suit against the mighty Mars candy corporation.

The case of Naked Cowboy vs. The Men From Mars will be heard in Manhattan federal court.

. . .

“My initial response was like, ‘Wow that’s cool,’ ” said Burck, whose claim to fame is playing guitar at 45th Street and Broadway, strategically holding the instrument over his briefs to make him appear to be naked.

“The artist seeks to create the world in his own image. Obviously I was overjoyed,” Burck said in a phone interview with The Post yesterday while taking a break from the cold.

“It took years for people not to say that’s a stupid idea.”

But it didn’t take long for the Naked Cowboy to realize that a major corporation was cashing in on his ingenuity and hard work with the billboard designed to attract customers to M&M’s Times Square store.

“All I’ve got is my underwear. It’s the most brilliant thing that’s ever been created from a marketing perspective. You can’t stop it,” said Burck, 37, who said he filed suit on the advice of lawyers and trademark experts.

Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Crap Your Pants Say Yeah!

Lysol Not Included

If you’re the type of person who might enjoy owning Brooklyn Paper editor Gersh Kuntzman’s ankle cast then either a) you’re way too obsessed with the minutiae of local news and you might want to seriously consider doing some other things with your time or b) you have way too big an apartment, in which case I have several boxes of books and records you might be able to store for me. Regardless of which it is, I feel sorry for you. From the eBay description:

Get the actual cast worn by legendary Brooklyn journalist Gersh Kuntzman after he broke his ankle in January! Not only is the cast signed by Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, but all money raised in the sale will go towards Markowitz’s Camp Brooklyn charity. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a piece of journalistic, medical and political history — the very cast worn by an award-winning journalist, signed by a future mayor of New York City, and written about in countless Kuntzman columns! This cast’s authenticity is guaranteed and the winning bidder will also receive a high-resolution digital photo of Markowitz signing the historic cast. A priceless collectible.

Posted: January 31st, 2008 | Filed under: Brooklyn, Crap Your Pants Say Yeah!
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