Annotated Twitter: When Slideshows Are Outlawed I'm Sure Dickheads Will Continue To Use Slideshows
November 16, 2014
On the upside, your prior success did precipitate a field storming, so there's that . . .
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 16, 2014
ASU was number 6 in the country at that point, only to lose to OSU. They beat Duke in El Paso's Sun Bowl.
November 17, 2014
There must be *someone* out there who actually likes slideshows. Also, your "13 Tasty Radish Recipes" was bullshit; garnishes don't count.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 18, 2014
Look, when you're trying to figure out what to do with radishes, the very last thing you want to do is look at slideshows of radishes. I want to write "I love slideshows" just because I think it might be the first time that phrase ever appeared on the internet.
November 18, 2014
Even though Washington Mutual has been defunct since 2009, I'm still using up WaMu checks; it's as if the Great Recession never happened.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 18, 2014
The fuel oil company is the only thing I ever use checks for; their online bill pay system has been "coming soon" for years now. It used to be the landlord until she started asking for the rent in cash. The address is from three places ago.
November 25, 2014
Promoted tweet.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 25, 2014
The night of the Ferguson non-indictment announcement and seeing promoted tweets in the stream; probably not a great click-through rate, I'm guessing.
5/5 from the Gaurdian.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 25, 2014
From some video game commercial; I had to Google the misspelling just to make sure it wasn't some gamer 'zine or something.
November 28, 2014
At least allow yourself the possibility of sleep.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 28, 2014
A "nice" idea.
November 29, 2014
National communists against athletes.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 29, 2014
Got sucked into the Brian Bosworth 30 For 30 (without expecting to). I actually loved the T-shirt! Also, I think he was ahead of his time, this being years before O'Bannon v. NCAA and the College Athletes Players Union.
Horrible pairings: Fox and Hounds cocktail while eating pizza tastes like Old Spice, reminiscent of my father-in-law's armpit.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) November 30, 2014
It was revelatory! I can't remember which recipe we used, perhaps it was this.
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