Annotated Twitter: Gluten-Free Since Before The Advent Of Rob Lowe

March 12, 2015

You know, come to think of it, now that we finally got FiOS, I don't think I've seen a Rob Lowe DirecTV ad. Which, if true, is strange: I don't really need to be pitched DirecTV if we already have DirecTV, right? Or did they just trade him for that horse lady who apparently dates Derek Jeter? Oh, that's probably it. [Googling] Ah, yes, they did retire Rob Lowe. I've officially spent way too much time pondering this.

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In other words, "Fender unto Caesar."

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Mr. Baby, Too's first tweet; fortunately the ability to swipe and sync up a Twitter account is not something the pediatrician concerns himself with.

March 14, 2015

The power of talking to your baby.

March 19, 2015

As someone who feels squeamish at the sight of too many "Ks" maybe I'm the wrong audience, but I would have thought that a pre-K program would be more attuned to conventional spelling.

March 20, 2015

Those who claim a mandate are usually overcompensating for something.

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One night I happened to notice that bit of information on the back cover. Weird.

March 24, 2015

I see you smirking.

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Of course I eventually broke down and figured out how to make the site "friendly"; looks like shit sometimes, but whatever the fuck ever.

March 26, 2015

In other words, three full days of griping.

March 29, 2015

Alright, Cecil Adams style, I'm going to get to the bottom of this. By way of background, I started by dutifully trying to collapse a box of laundry detergent, in order to recycle it, because that's the kind of law-abider I am. The dregs of the laundry detergent of course got everywhere, and since Mr. Baby, Too has a real penchant for white powder he discovers on the floor, I took a look at the box and found that gluten-free label. Raised eyebrows ensued. So apparently certain gluten sensitivities (not celiac, which is actually eating gluten) may be exacerbated by stuff with gluten.

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