Annotated Twitter: Sexualized Rodents
February 1, 2015
Watched The Punk Singer on Netflix; now embarrassed for confusing Le Tigre with The Go! Team, specifically that one NFL Play 60 commercial.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 1, 2015
Yeah, after seeing that, that was silly. One thing about that documentary though — the way they played up the mystery of why she stopped performing seemed incommensurate with the reason, which was Lyme disease — not to underplay Lyme disease, but it just doesn't read well as a cliffhanger.
February 2, 2015
Cheese. It's what's for dinner.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 2, 2015
Kids love cheese. You can totally get away with this, just not too often.
February 3, 2015
We interrupt your regular programming to bring to your attention an image of two rodents sexing (Bronx Zoo, 6/2/13): http://t.co/hS9YniELgz
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 3, 2015
Words are very unnecessary . . .
February 6, 2015
I speak Pandora.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 6, 2015
Of course you do, of course you do, you corporate charm-loving suckup.
Red Bull gives you wings? I thought only PCP did that.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 6, 2015
Whatever. I'm so over GoPro.
February 7, 2015
Dear Tostitos Original Restaurant Style tortilla chip: You are being fucking bullshit right now; try *try* maintaining structural integrity.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 7, 2015
It's all true; and yes, that's how you tweet at a brand.
February 11, 2015
Awash in comforter.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 11, 2015
That bedtime battle? Look on the bright side.
February 12, 2015
"Blank Space" rewrite: "I love your hair and the way you taste/I'm gonna make room for you on my face."
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 12, 2015
Oh my god, I'm *so* sorry for doing this but I can't help it. I just can't help it from happening.
February 14, 2015
Out: Mindless prose decrying airports and excesses therein. In: Grudging respect for utility of licensed facilities able to land aircraft.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 14, 2015
Old lazy travel writing: Beat up on airports. New lazy travel writing: Believe everything, hook, line and sinker.
Does Kate Upton sound like that in real life? Also, clove is absolutely the secret ingredient of ketchup.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 14, 2015
I do wonder about Kate Upton's husky timbre, having seen those video game ads so many times. And I'm serious about clove; it's a very interesting spice.
February 15, 2015
Son, the truth is you can't fail if you don't try.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 15, 2015
In the continuing quest for bad advice that sounds good . . .
And then there's the PR firm that sends out an e-mail blast at 10:25 p.m. on Valentine's Day, which falls on a Saturday.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 15, 2015
Yeah, the only thing worse than hiring a PR firm that does this is thinking about the poor dopes that open those emails.
February 16, 2015
Mail early in the day for faster delivery (Midtown Manhattan, 6/6/13): http://t.co/ER56PtriPv
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 16, 2015
The building we refinanced at.
February 17, 2015
Thinking I'd just–duh!–realized the irony of the name "Teller" in Penn & Teller, I wikipediaed and it turns out that's actually his name.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 17, 2015
Sometimes you find yourself watching Spurs games, Charlie Rose episodes, or reruns of Grey's Anatomy. And then something like this might occur to you.
February 23, 2015
Goodbye old DVR; now I'll never know how My Dinner With Andre ends.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 24, 2015
Actually, I left that on the DVR as a sort of "head on the pike" warning to future viewers.
February 27, 2015
Peak podcast.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 27, 2015
America, remove your earbuds. Quit exercising. Quit commuting to work.
Bad day to be a Pirates fan.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) February 27, 2015
The less said about sports apparel, the better.
